PO BOX THE EUROVAN

PO BOX THE EUROVAN
Joshua Tree National Park, CA
Showing posts with label Gold Bond. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gold Bond. Show all posts

Friday, January 1, 2010

Dirtbag Beauty Secret: Gold Bond Foot Powder

Benefits of Gold Bond Foot Powder (or, what Gold Bond does for me):
  • Dry, slime-free feet—every day!
  • Fewer complaints from my climbing partners when I take my shoes off on small belay ledges.
  • An enormous decrease of fowl scents in the Eurovan.
  • After several days—or weeks—without a shower, a little splash of Gold Bond under the arms or down the pants goes a long way. (And if your skin is too sensitive for the medicated foot-specific powder, Gold Bond Body Powder in the yellow bottle is a great alternative.)
MY JOURNEY TO GOLD BOND
Crawling out of our tent last summer, my co-instructor shook his head at the pristine alpine cirque surrounding us, and exclaimed that his world had been consumed by two scents: coffee and the smell of my feet. My secret coffee stash exploded in my backpack recently; my foot odor was a three-year-old life-problem. Our six Outward Bound students giggled from inside their tents, and to the amusement of my co-instructor, I quickly sniffed my crusty wool socks before stuffing my feet inside. All you need is Gold Bond, I heard the voice of one of my climbing partners inside my head.